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Our AI analyzes your resume, roasts it mercilessly, and gives you a cooked risk score. Higher = worse. Paid users can unlock exact line-by-line fixes.

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Brutally Honest
No sugarcoating. Just the harsh truth.
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AI-Powered
Advanced AI analyzes your skills, role & market value.
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Cooked Risk
Higher score means more cooked, not better.
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$3 Fix Plan
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Know Your Fate
We predict how long until you're replaced.

What happens when you upload

You add a PDF or DOCX. We run it through an AI that roasts your resume, scores how "cooked" you are for today's job market (higher means worse), breaks down replaceability and skills, and gives you blunt-but-useful feedback. Want actual fixes? The paid upgrade gives you peer comparison and line-by-line rewrites.

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Get line-by-line improvements, ATS score, peer comparison, and personalized action plan to lower your cooked score.

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Privacy, plain English

We don't store your resume file.It's only used for that one roast requestβ€”there's no copy of your CV sitting in our database. We do save the generated roast data the app needs (for example a short name if we inferred one, your score, industry, and roast highlights) so results and the leaderboard workβ€”never the original document.

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